Terms & Conditions
We keep it chill — but clear. When you place an order with us, you’re agreeing to the below…
💳 Payment
All prices are in NZD and include GST.
We accept major cards, bank transfer, and buy now pay later (if offered at checkout).
Your payment must clear before we ship.
🚚 Shipping
Flat rate shipping applies to most vape products.
Other items — like shoes, glassware, or awkwardly shaped stuff — may cost extra.
If you’re rural, there will be a small surcharge.
Orders ship within 24 hours Mon-Fri.
Full shipping policy here — please read it if you’re unsure.
📦 Order Processing
Once we pack and dispatch your order, it’s out of our hands. Literally.
You’ll get a tracking number. After that, NZ Post is your point of contact for delays, delivery issues, and lost items.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
We don’t accept returns for change of mind — so shop smart.
If your item arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll refund you — just flick us an email with pics and your bank details.
More details? Refund Policy here
📬 Click & Collect
We offer local pickup if that works better for you.
Just select it at checkout and it’ll be ready within the hour.
🔞 Legal Stuff
You must be 18 or over to purchase from us.
By placing an order, you confirm you’re of legal age.
We reserve the right to cancel or refund any order that breaks this rule (or looks dodgy).
📝 Review Requests
After you buy from us, we might email you asking what you thought of your order. No pressure, no spam — just your chance to spill the tea. If you’re not feeling it, hit unsubscribe and we’re gone.
🛍️ Product Availability
Sometimes things go out of stock faster than we can update the site.
If that happens, we’ll contact you ASAP to offer an alternative, store credit, or refund.
🔐 Privacy
We take your privacy seriously.
No selling your info. No creepy stuff.
Full Privacy Policy here
🤝 Respect the Hustle
This is a small, independent business — not Amazon.
We pack with care, reply like real humans, and do our best to make you happy.
Be kind. We’re coasties, not robots.